This week, Slyde's post about The Dark Knight got me thinking about Star Trek, and Mr. Bananas brought up Trek on his most recent post. ... hmmm, should I be posting while sort-of intoxicated?... Anyhey, this and Batman got me thinking about how good a Star Trek movie would be if it focused on Cardassians!

NO! Not the Kardashians!
The Cardassians:


In other news, Mr. Eros offers up the most succinct and solid argument to straight men about a certain activity which many appear to fantasize about but are afraid to admit to because, well, as the man says:
"I have heard guys scoff — in theory, as these opportunities arise rarely outside of porn and your better class of orgies — at this sort of woman-sharing. Usually they proclaim, loudly, that they’d never do such a thing because your dick would be, like, almost touching another guy’s dick. Too close for comfort, anyway; if you’d do that, you’d have to be gay.
Yes, they say this like it’s a bad thing.
Word of advice to those guys: Like Ron White says, we’re all a little bit gay anyways. Grow up, nut up, and get over it. You’re still stuck in your high school locker room, while the grownups — the Men with a capital M — are out seizing the day and eating the oysters and, yup, laughing at you."
OH YES -- his link is so not safe for work -- and SO effing happy I uploaded pics and pasted links this morning. Typing and posting is a hellified buzzkiller.
... so yeah, double penetration and lizard men...that has to connect somehow, no? mkay, crawling into bed now, sleeping on it, so to speak..
9 comments:
Gul Madred, played by James Warner, interrogates Picard. Best ever episode.
Hahaha. DPs and lizard men huh? I love you surreal world, Letty Cruz.
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Mr. Bananas: EXACTLY! That ep of TNG is burned in my memory! It was so realistic -- merited at least an Emmy nom, but I think sci fi -- especially TV sci fi -- still has a stigma with critics/Hollywood.
John: Reading back on it, glad I was a little tipys, because I do wonder how it comes off -- and the DP post from Eros really made me laugh out loud and say TRUE! Because it's such a popular set-up in porn and erotica, but most people, esp straight men, won't admit to fantasizing about it. But that's where it mostly remains, in fantasy, for logistical and emotional issues/awkwardness reasons, in my humble opinion.
hey sexy.. thanks for the plug! :)
regarding DP, i guess i must be gay then, because that is something that i have always wanted to try....
p.s. you get double bonus points for being a Trek fan...
aha! *** entering your data on my spreadsheet ***
yep, I'm the new Kinsey ;D
BTW: "Kinsey" = great GREAT movie.
And Liam Neeson = hot HOT man.
Doesn't Miley know she's guilty by association, LOL.
LaLa: exactly! You'd think with her dad trying to work her image like she's the new "virginal" Britney Spears, she'd be more careful with the company she keeps.
Though a night out with the Kardasshians looks a truck load funner than a night out with whatever "wholesome" yeehaws Billy Ray Cyrus deems worthy.
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