Saturday, July 26, 2008

Back from dinner and movie with DH, and still buzzing on cabernet. And yes, it was That movie. The line was still out the doors of the IMAX, and wow, it's all that the most enthusiastic reviewer has said, and then some.

This week, Slyde's post about The Dark Knight got me thinking about Star Trek, and Mr. Bananas brought up Trek on his most recent post. ... hmmm, should I be posting while sort-of intoxicated?... Anyhey, this and Batman got me thinking about how good a Star Trek movie would be if it focused on Cardassians!




NO! Not the Kardashians!



The Cardassians:







In other news, Mr. Eros offers up the most succinct and solid argument to straight men about a certain activity which many appear to fantasize about but are afraid to admit to because, well, as the man says:

"I have heard guys scoff — in theory, as these opportunities arise rarely outside of porn and your better class of orgies — at this sort of woman-sharing. Usually they proclaim, loudly, that they’d never do such a thing because your dick would be, like, almost touching another guy’s dick. Too close for comfort, anyway; if you’d do that, you’d have to be gay.

Yes, they say this like it’s a bad thing.

Word of advice to those guys: Like Ron White says, we’re all a little bit gay anyways. Grow up, nut up, and get over it. You’re still stuck in your high school locker room, while the grownups — the Men with a capital M — are out seizing the day and eating the oysters and, yup, laughing at you."


OH YES -- his link is so not safe for work -- and SO effing happy I uploaded pics and pasted links this morning. Typing and posting is a hellified buzzkiller.

... so yeah, double penetration and lizard men...that has to connect somehow, no? mkay, crawling into bed now, sleeping on it, so to speak..

9 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Gul Madred, played by James Warner, interrogates Picard. Best ever episode.

John said...

Hahaha. DPs and lizard men huh? I love you surreal world, Letty Cruz.

: )

Letty Cruz said...

Mr. Bananas: EXACTLY! That ep of TNG is burned in my memory! It was so realistic -- merited at least an Emmy nom, but I think sci fi -- especially TV sci fi -- still has a stigma with critics/Hollywood.

John: Reading back on it, glad I was a little tipys, because I do wonder how it comes off -- and the DP post from Eros really made me laugh out loud and say TRUE! Because it's such a popular set-up in porn and erotica, but most people, esp straight men, won't admit to fantasizing about it. But that's where it mostly remains, in fantasy, for logistical and emotional issues/awkwardness reasons, in my humble opinion.

Slyde said...

hey sexy.. thanks for the plug! :)

regarding DP, i guess i must be gay then, because that is something that i have always wanted to try....

Slyde said...

p.s. you get double bonus points for being a Trek fan...

Letty Cruz said...

aha! *** entering your data on my spreadsheet ***

yep, I'm the new Kinsey ;D

Letty Cruz said...

BTW: "Kinsey" = great GREAT movie.

And Liam Neeson = hot HOT man.

LaLa said...

Doesn't Miley know she's guilty by association, LOL.

Letty Cruz said...

LaLa: exactly! You'd think with her dad trying to work her image like she's the new "virginal" Britney Spears, she'd be more careful with the company she keeps.

Though a night out with the Kardasshians looks a truck load funner than a night out with whatever "wholesome" yeehaws Billy Ray Cyrus deems worthy.