Thursday, May 8, 2008

DO NOT DISTURB: Attorney napping in office.

You say I kid when I say I babysit lawyers for a living? You would be wrong, my friend. Every now and then, too, I've been known to bribe, cajole, or reward them for good behavior with juice and cookies. The fine art of finessing clients and other attorneys on the phone and in person so that your charges may rest their eyes undisturbed for an hour or two -- or three -- is one of the unheralded talents of paralegaldom. Thus my short but turbulent past as a teacher serves me well.

Good night now; early morn awaits my online homework results, ugh...

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